Funny Questions to Ask Your Partner

30 lighthearted prompts — perfect when you want laughter, not a heavy talk.

For interactive formats, try Would You Rather for Couples or the Couples Quiz. For deeper prompts, see questions to ask your partner.

  1. What is the silliest thing I do that you secretly love?
  2. If we were characters in a sitcom, what would the show be called?
  3. What is your most unpopular opinion about relationships?
  4. Who is more likely to survive a zombie apocalypse — and why?
  5. What is the weirdest thing you find attractive about me?
  6. If you could swap lives with me for one day, what would you do first?
  7. What is our most ridiculous inside joke?
  8. Who would play us in a movie — and why is it accurate?
  9. What is one habit of mine that drives you crazy in a funny way?
  10. If we could only eat one cuisine forever, what would you pick?
  11. What is the worst date idea you have ever secretly enjoyed?
  12. Who texts “k” more often — be honest?
  13. What celebrity couple do we remind you of?
  14. If we had a couple superpower, what would it be?
  15. What is your guilty pleasure show we should watch together?
  16. Who is more dramatic about being sick?
  17. What is the funniest misunderstanding we have ever had?
  18. If we opened a business together, what would it be?
  19. What nickname do you wish I used more often?
  20. Who is more likely to forget why we walked into a room?
  21. What is one thing on my bucket list you would refuse to do with me?
  22. If we could travel anywhere tomorrow, where — and what would we eat first?
  23. What song would be our couple anthem?
  24. Who laughs harder at their own jokes?
  25. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done in front of me?
  26. If we could only communicate in emojis for a day, could we survive?
  27. What is your favorite memory of us being completely ridiculous?
  28. Who takes longer to get ready — and by how much?
  29. What would our pet say about us if it could talk?
  30. If you had to describe our relationship in three memes, which ones?